Dorm Room Problems

You know your room is too goddamn cold when one of your constantly distended nipples actually gets caught on something.

I can't even fucking begin to explain how it happened, only that it hurt like a bitch.

"You're not alone!"

My first week of college, I went to the counselor on campus to talk to her about my homesickness. She advised me to come to a homesickness support group, saying: "You're not alone!"

I went to the support group.

I was alone.

...So alone that even the counselor was late.  

Introduction

Hello!

I am Setback Sarah, and this is a blog dedicated to my numerous misadventures. My tendency to crash and burn (hence the flame-y background), has left me with quite a few stories to tell. Anecdotes involving me getting my fingernails caught in a door, my monstrous car, and money appearing only to have the exact amount taken away will be the fare served here...

...In delicious, bite-size pieces...

May my tendency to crash and burn result in warm laughter for all, (because I sure as fuck hope someone gets more enjoyment out of it than I do.)