Goddamn, Gold-Digging Eyeballs

Because of college, I currently owe:
$180 to an art store for supplies for my art class.
$400 for textbooks
$70 bucks to my roommate
Gas money for my friend.

I currently have:
$3.00

My Eyes: "WE'RE LAZY FUCKS WHO NEED NEW GLASSES!!"

DID YOU HAVE TO PICK RIGHT NOW?!